Considering some of the absolute gold he’s posted since signing up in September 2014, it’s baffling how Peter Crouch has under 400,000 followers on Twitter. So much so I lent Lady Gaga He's tall, you see, and that suit looks MASSIVE on her. He was ruined, with people replying: "OMG that made me laugh. Rachel Bills tweeted: ‘ ‘It cost Peter Crouch £40K to have his teeth whitened. Ourexplains more about how we use your data, and your rights. Peter Crouch si-a agatat ghetele in cui anul trecut, in tricoul echipei Burnley, dar in cariera sa a evoluat la super-puteri din Premier League, precum Liverpool si Tottenham. Liverpool centre-back Van Dijk was crowned PFA Players’ Player of the Year at the ceremony while the likes of And seeing pictures from the event, Crouch noticed that the trophies for the season's best XI bore quite the resemblance to him.Peter Crouch took to Twitter to point out his resemblance to the PFA Team of the Year awardThe bronze statues feature two stick-like players competing for a ball, their figures perhaps more similar to Crouch than any other noteworthy player in the game.And the former England striker was quick to make light of this, tweeting: 'Extremely proud to be the PFA player of the year trophy'.The tweet was retweeted over 50,000 times in two hours as fans showed their appreciation for the latest in a long series of hilarious posts. The former Liverpool and England man's jokes are all a variation on a theme - but that doesn't stop making them funny Peter Crouch is well known for his quick-fire wit on Take this pearler from the 6ft 7in Stoke City star.Lady Gaga is lead in the hit new film A Star is Born. Peter Crouch mocked by model wife Abbey Clancy over royal baby tweet. We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Peter Crouch has shared his reaction to his memorable goal against Manchester City, as Tuesday marked 10 years to the day since his iconic match-winner at … Liverpool's Virgil van Dijk (right) and Andrew Robertson pose with the Team of the Year awardsVan Dijk won the evening's biggest prize  following his rock-solid form at the heart of the Reds’ defence which has helped keep his side in contention for their first league title in 29 years and seen them once again progress to the semi-finals of the Champions League. I am not a luxury item #imacelebrity"The tweet has had nearly 3,000 likes and over 400 retweets from footie fans on Twitter.The insider joke is that if Redknapp was to ever get another management position, he would immediately sign his trusty favourite players, Croation midfielder Niko Kranjčar, ex-England striker Jermain Defoe and of course, Crouch.The rule of thumb in the football world - based on his lengthy managerial career - s that wherever Redknapp goes, Kranjčar, Defoe and Crouch soon follow.So, of course many people assumed it would only be a matter of time before the three footballers sky dived into The Jungle to join their former boss.But now Peter has confirmed the worst - we are not going to see the band get back together Down Under.But if Harry snatches The Jungle crown, who knows what could happen?When you subscribe we will use the information you provide to send you these newsletters. Only wish I didn't have to take the ceiling tile off to enjoy it Just imagine Crouch and Salah up top for Liverpool.If salah didnt panic in front of goal he’d score more Not done with Ronaldo, Crouch quoted a tweet which compared his Champions League record to that of Lionel Messi’s.When he moved to Stoke, Crouch was reportedly “in a helicopter on the way to the ground”. Just to reiterate, we really, really love him.Crouch celebrated a goal in 2014 with an imitation of Cristiano Ronaldo, and took to Twitter to mock himself.In homage to the infamous celebration, Crouch quoted a Guardian article which came with the dramatic strapline “robots could destabilise the world”.Another user asked Crouch how long it would be until he broke Alan Shearer’s Premier League goalscoring record.I've worked it out and retirement age in england is 65 isn't it so I should come close Turns out he’s not actually that fussed whether you read it or not.Here’s this weeks column get involved or don’t it’s up to you I knew there was problems with decision making at FIFA when I didn't make the ballon d'Or shortlistThe giant striker posed for a picture with a jockey, and it was only going to end one way.I've had some proud moments in my career but 2nd in the dads race today was special .After his team-mate netted a 20-yard overhead at the Euros.I'm glad shaqiri has been watching me in training He’s still hoping, but at least he has a back-up plan.Apart from one tall error I think that's the best squad we have available King of the go kart podium .

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